You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Farmville is her only friend.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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