Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
