Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
smell my finger.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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