okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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