I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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