i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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