so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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