Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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