Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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