Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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