what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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