I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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