He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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