Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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