Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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