People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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