Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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