stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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