i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
So vagazzling was a success
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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