No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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