singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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