It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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