I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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