Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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