I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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