idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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