I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I am mentally ready for anal.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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