Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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