maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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