singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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