problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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