Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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