ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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