So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
this is an emotional support booty call
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
We are all done wearing pants today
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
