im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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