with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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