We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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