idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
