In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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