school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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