I don't think brook has ever known best
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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