Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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