Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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