The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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