I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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