Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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