Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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