im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
