real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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