I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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