Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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