Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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