at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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